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What do you tink about Murloc humor?
It da best ting since conjured mana water!
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It good, but so is killing gnomes.
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Dat alright Yamingo, but maybe you should get back to killing Furlbogs.
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Dat not very good Yamingo, like a rottie wit no jaw.
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Me would rather take Lady Sylvanis out to da pub den hear another Murloc joke.
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:38 pm    Post subject: Murloc Humor Reply with quote

Me been talking to dis little greenbo in Gadgestan, and he got some good Murloc humor. It so good, me can't stop thinkin bout it. So, me gonna share wit you some of what he told Yamingo.

A Murloc walks into da bar. Bartender asks, "Why da long face?" Murloc replies, "GRALALALALALA!"

Dat good stuff right der, but dis next one good too!

An Ogre, an Elf, and a Murloc be sitting around a camp fire. Da Ogre say, "Me strong, Me smash stuff!" Da Elf replies, "I am swift, and rely on my speed for survival." Da Murloc relpies, "GRALALALALALA!"

Me nearly fell over in da sand after hearing dat one. Who would have known da Murlocs would be so funny? Yamingo gonna share one more before me go.

Knock knock?
GRALALALALALA!

Me can't stop laughing now, me will share more when me hear more. Me a cub yet in da pack here, but you just let me know if Yamingo can help you with anything!
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aww where is the GRALALALALA option to vote for?
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Another good one..... Reply with quote

Dis Yamingo again. Me been talkin to dat little greenbo, and he glad some of you like da Murloc humor. Me also noticed, some of you not like it. So, me ask dis little greenbo if he know some other funnies. He told me dis one.

Rexxar and Misha walk into da bar. Bartender ask Rexxar, "You guys be hungry? You been roamin da trail all day. What you want to eat?"

Rexxar reply, "I'll take some Poached Sunscale Salmon."

Da bartender den look at Misha (Rexxar's cute animal friend if you no know dat) and asks, "What you be wanting to eat Misha?"

Misha reply, "I want a Mightyfish ................................. Steak".

Bartender say, "Misha, why da long pause?"

Misha say, "Cause I was born wit dem!"


When Yamingo hear dat, me fell on da ground laughing, spilling all my mana water over da little greenbo's house! It was so funny. Me gonna keep checking back wit him for any new funnies, and if any of you see Yamingo around, you just ask if you need anything. Me more den glad to help.
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

/votes for Osan
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: Another good one..... Reply with quote

Yamingo wrote:
Dis Yamingo again. Me been talkin to dat little greenbo, and he glad some of you like da Murloc humor. Me also noticed, some of you not like it. So, me ask dis little greenbo if he know some other funnies. He told me dis one.

Rexxar and Misha walk into da bar. Bartender ask Rexxar, "You guys be hungry? You been roamin da trail all day. What you want to eat?"

Rexxar reply, "I'll take some Poached Sunscale Salmon."

Da bartender den look at Misha (Rexxar's cute animal friend if you no know dat) and asks, "What you be wanting to eat Misha?"

Misha reply, "I want a Mightyfish ................................. Steak".

Bartender say, "Misha, why da long pause?"

Misha say, "Cause I was born wit dem!"


When Yamingo hear dat, me fell on da ground laughing, spilling all my mana water over da little greenbo's house! It was so funny. Me gonna keep checking back wit him for any new funnies, and if any of you see Yamingo around, you just ask if you need anything. Me more den glad to help.


Now, brother yamingo, that is a mighty funny tell you have right there. Not quite like the murloc ones. But this one is not as annoying as those little green demons!
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:19 pm    Post subject: More sharing! Reply with quote

Dis duck, he come walking into a pub. He jumps up on da top of the bar and ask da bartender, "Got any grapes?"

Da bartender say, "No duckie, me sorry, we got no grapes."

So, da duck woddles out for da night.

Next day, dis duck come walkin back into da pub. He again jumps up on da top of the bar and asks da bartender, "Got any grapes?"

Da bartender gives da duck an angry look and say, "Me told you yesterday, we got no grapes!"

He den waves his arms at da duck to get out, so da duck, he leave again for da night.

On da next day, da duck again waks into da pub, jumps up on da top of the bar and asks again, "Got any grapes?"

Da bartender grabs a hammer from behind da bar and waves it at da duck exclaiming, "You listen here duck, dis is a bar! We have no grapes! Da next time you come walkin up on dis bar asking for grapes, me gonna nail your webbed feet right to this bar, and make you order a drink! NOW GET OUT!"

Da duck quickly scrambled out of da bar.

One day later, the duck boldly jumps up on da bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"

Da bartender looks at the duck and oddly replies, "No?"

Da duck then asks, "Got any grapes!?!"
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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:41 am    Post subject: Me back Reply with quote

Hmm......me thought some of you would have liked da duck funny. Maybe Yamingo not as good at telling it as da little greenbo.

You let me know if you be wanting to hear any more, and if some do, den Yamingo gonna get more funnies for you all.

Til den, me be seein ya,

Yamingo!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yamingo, you have to be the funniest troll I have ever met! Please, continue with the Jokes! I'd be honored to hear more.

By the way, would you happen to know any Tauren Jokes? If you can't laugh at your self... then... well... How does that phrase go again?
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