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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:26 pm    Post subject: Poems from the Wine and Gnomes Night Reply with quote

Haiku

Large Tauren sees gnome
Tries to crush him with his hoof
Just makes a gnome pool. (Vedorin)

Drank some pygmy oil
Oh no now I am a gnome
I got better though (Tortolia)

Little leper gnomes
its not easy being green
Disfunctional home (Tortolia)

Cute little gnome girl
Bends down to pick some flowers
Punted by an Orc (Vedorin)

Small round with large eyes
From the earth, not past my knees
I barely see you gnome (Zandayah)

fly gnome fly
kicked high, kiss the sky!
I go next (Tripe-in absentia)


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Limericks

What’s that slashing and casting at my knees?
Who are those tiny combatants one barely sees?
If I had to guess (and my guess is as good as your own)
I’d say it could be a squeaky little gnome…
If I punted him, would it displease?

The dust he kicks up, it makes me sneeze.
So tiny and agile, why does he stab me so, with ease?
How does he climb aboard his mount and roam
Before I can even I bend down to check my wounds and moan
Yea, the jerk left a permanent mark this time jeez! (Zandayah)

A romantic young gnome named Nix
Tells his girl "Please hit the bricks"
He's decided on an action
To try and switch faction
Cause the Horde has all the cool chicks (Vedorin)
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Little metal men
Became squishy over time
I wish they would rust

Gnomish teleport
I became my evil twin
Stylish facial hair

Brightly colored locks
Inappropriate dance moves
Party gnomes gone wild
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I missed this? Boo.
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